Friday, February 26

Pollution is not a joke

The following is a real conversation. Names may have been changed.
Me: "Hey Babe!"
The Asian: ...
Me: "I've made a life changing decision. It won't mean I will love you any less."
The Asian: "What is it?"
Me: "I've decided to start a blog"
The Asian: "What?"
Me: "Yeah I'm gonna do it!"
The Asian: "Well I guess we're not going to be married"
Me: "What the deuce are you talking about?"
The Asian: "You know I hate bloggers"
Me: "You don't even know any bloggers"
The Asian: "I don't care what you do. I just want something cold to drink. Are you going to get me something cold to drink?"
So, with my husband's awesome support I will now pollute the internet. Hopefully it doesn't land me in jail or an insane asylum. Do those even exist anymore?

2 comments:

  1. So,did you get him something to drink or what?

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  2. I went to Wal-Mart for drinks and when I came back he was asleep...nice.

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