Today when I was driving to work a car passed me with one of those lame "BABY ON BOARD" suction cup things. My first thought was Who gives a shit? Seriously.
Why should I care that your car contains a baby? Am I supposed to honk in support? Show pity? Pull over and nurse your baby? Get a life people. Stop distracting me with your boring signs. Give me some information that is going to separate you from the pack.
Does anyone care that my car contains a fat chick? No.
I think we all should drive around with signs on our windows to let passersby know our business. Just to help us get things off our chest.
Here are some signs I wouldn't mind seeing while I am chugging coffee and telling myself that today couldn't possibly suck too bad.
METH ADDICT ON BOARD
WHITE GIRL WITH NO RHYTHYM ON BOARD
GAS MASTER ON BOARD
DIRTY WHORE ON BOARD
MARIJUANA ENTHUSIAST ON BOARD
THIRTY YEAR OLD MAN THAT STILL LIVES AT HOME ON BOARD
HOME WRECKER ON BOARD
STREET PHARMACIST ON BOARD
TEACHER THAT SLEEPS WITH HER STUDENTS ON BOARD
SHRINK THAT GETS DRUNK AND TELLS MY PATIENTS' BUSINESS ON BOARD
PHANTOM SHITTER ON BOARD
It's time we spice things up while we are in traffic. What sign would be on your car?
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