Do you know what's bullshit?
Chain letters.
They promise your dog will explode or your first born daughter will be a masseuse in China Town and give happy endings if you don't forward the message to at least 29.5 people before you even open it.
When I open one of these douchetastic e-mails I am faced with so many questions why does the person that sent me this hate me? who actually follows these things around the world and finds out that somebody got trampled to death by some wild rabbits when they didn't forward this, why don't I know more than three people, will I still have bad luck if I send it to 3 people instead of seven?
You know what's even more bullshit? People are sending these out via text message. I recieved one a couple of weeks ago saying it was a Novena started by Mother Teresa in 1952 and had never been broken. Really? Mother Teresa was sending text messages in 1952?*
I am paranoid enough without recieving messages that not only promise bad shit, but remind me that I barely know five people.
You know what's even more bullshit? People are sending these out via text message. I recieved one a couple of weeks ago saying it was a Novena started by Mother Teresa in 1952 and had never been broken. Really? Mother Teresa was sending text messages in 1952?*
I am paranoid enough without recieving messages that not only promise bad shit, but remind me that I barely know five people.
*I sent it out to five people. You don't take chances with the Catholics. That's real talk. Those five people haven't spoken to me in weeks.
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