Friday, February 26

Pollution is not a joke

The following is a real conversation. Names may have been changed.
Me: "Hey Babe!"
The Asian: ...
Me: "I've made a life changing decision. It won't mean I will love you any less."
The Asian: "What is it?"
Me: "I've decided to start a blog"
The Asian: "What?"
Me: "Yeah I'm gonna do it!"
The Asian: "Well I guess we're not going to be married"
Me: "What the deuce are you talking about?"
The Asian: "You know I hate bloggers"
Me: "You don't even know any bloggers"
The Asian: "I don't care what you do. I just want something cold to drink. Are you going to get me something cold to drink?"
So, with my husband's awesome support I will now pollute the internet. Hopefully it doesn't land me in jail or an insane asylum. Do those even exist anymore?


  1. So,did you get him something to drink or what?

  2. I went to Wal-Mart for drinks and when I came back he was asleep...nice.



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