Here is my week in review...try not to be too jealous of my life
Monday: Got stomped in a game of Junior Monopoly I need to learn how to cheat better. My five year old is a beast at buying and selling.
Tuesday: My husband came up with his "bucket list". Number three on his list is learn Fung Fu-not that pussy shit they teach in the US the awesome kind you see in chinese movies. What can I say? The guy has goals
Wednesday: I found out that my body is in fact NOT a wonderland. I am as shocked as you are. In a couple of weeks I will find out if I am the lucky winner of either the Diabeetus or a crappy thyroid.
Thursday: My son's babysitter informed me that my butt "is spreading, but it looks good". Really? Keep on keeping it real old people. Man I can't wait till I am old or Asian so I can tell people whatever the hell I feel like.
Friday: I met someone while I was at work who wanted me to pass her business card on to someone I work with and gave me one too. After she walked away I looked at it and realized that she is a part of Party Gals and is a "Romance Specialist" Totally not awkward trying to explain to a dude especially one that is kind of your boss why your are giving him a business card for someone that sells sex toys
My son just kicked off the weekend by vomiting.
Like I said...Don't be jealous
Sounds like a damn good week to me!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see what next week brings. LOL
ReplyDeleteHa. "Diabeetus."
ReplyDeleteAren't you glad that there are only five days in a work week?? Too funny!!
ReplyDeleteif your body isnt a wonderland, just call it the fun house! now THAT sounds funkalicious!
ReplyDeleteDiabeetus...bahahahaha.... you are so funny!!! I will take that card..i will host a "party gals" party at my house...all of your followers are invited
ReplyDeleteI thought Chinese people knew fung fu at birth.......
ReplyDeletei was handed one of those cards!! LOL!
ReplyDeleteYeah I think everyone was! Some patients probably got one.
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ReplyDeleteApparently I got a defective Chinese person.
ReplyDeleteMy body is still bodacious
ReplyDeleteAbsolutey Mary. I don't think I could handle much more!
ReplyDeleteOf course it would you drunk ass.
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