Friday, June 4

john mayer is a liar face...

Here is my week in review...try not to be too jealous of my life


Monday:  Got stomped in a game of Junior Monopoly I need to learn how to cheat better.  My five year old is a beast at buying and selling.


Tuesday:  My husband came up with his "bucket list".  Number three on his list is learn Fung Fu-not that pussy shit they teach in the US the awesome kind you see in chinese movies.  What can I say?  The guy has goals


Wednesday:  I found out that my body is in fact NOT a wonderland.  I am as shocked as you are.  In a couple of weeks I will find out if I am the lucky winner of either the Diabeetus or a crappy thyroid.


Thursday:  My son's babysitter informed me that my butt "is spreading, but it looks good".  Really?  Keep on keeping it real old people.  Man I can't wait till I am old or Asian so I can tell people whatever the hell I feel like.


Friday:  I met someone while I was at work who wanted me to pass her business card on to someone I work with and gave me one too.  After she walked away I looked at it and realized that she is a part of Party Gals and is a "Romance Specialist"  Totally not awkward trying to explain to a dude especially one that is kind of your boss why your are giving him a business card for someone that sells sex toys


My son just kicked off the weekend by vomiting.   


Like I said...Don't be jealous

14 comments:

  1. Sounds like a damn good week to me!!!!!

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  2. I can't wait to see what next week brings. LOL

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  3. Mary had a little lambJune 4, 2010 at 10:05 PM

    Aren't you glad that there are only five days in a work week?? Too funny!!

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  4. if your body isnt a wonderland, just call it the fun house! now THAT sounds funkalicious!

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  5. Diabeetus...bahahahaha.... you are so funny!!! I will take that card..i will host a "party gals" party at my house...all of your followers are invited

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  6. I thought Chinese people knew fung fu at birth.......

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  7. i was handed one of those cards!! LOL!

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  8. Yeah I think everyone was! Some patients probably got one.

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  10. Apparently I got a defective Chinese person.

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  11. My body is still bodacious

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  12. Absolutey Mary. I don't think I could handle much more!

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  13. Of course it would you drunk ass.

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